Now I know what you’re thinking – what kind of cheapskate would give a bottle opener as a gift? Follow me, though – I’ve thought this through. I bet you have a freebie opener or two in a drawer somewhere and sure, they do the job. But imagine your ideal bar setup, full of quality glassware and top shelf liquor. Would you throw in your grotty Brand X Vodka opener? No, you would not. So give your friends a head start on their ideal bar with one of these (or just score one for yourself). The lower priced ones would also make an excellent host gift, along with a six pack of your favorite craft brew.
Bottle Opener Ring
The least expensive and most portable option.
Infinitely useful at your next tailgate and a
good little conversation piece to boot.
Iron Gargoyle Bottle Opener
Channel your inner goth with this one. Made
of iron, so it’ll probably take a bit of a beating – just
make sure to attach it to a stud, ok? I’m not responsible
when your buddy rips out a chunk of basement drywall.
Stainless Steel Bottle Opener Fridge Magnet
This one is understated – it also comes in different
colors to match your refrigerator. I like the design
but wonder about the magnet, hopefully it’s up to the task.
Star Trek Enterprise Bottle Opener
Good for a few LOLZ from your fellow
dungeon explorers. Also excellent when you
want to impress the bikini-clad green alien women.
Jensen Steel Elephant Bottle Opener
This is an exceedingly elegant design. Sleek
and modern without being fussy about it.
Recycled Bike Chain Bottle Opener
Genius design that reuses bike parts
into something new – I love a good recycle.
BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt
ThinkGeek and Futurama had a baby. Enough said.